Saturday, December 21, 2013

The Academy of Christmas Lights...WELCOME

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The Academy of Christmas Lights

Scoring Rubric

Low Tier

Any visible decoration: 0.5 star

Several visible decorations:
( either in yard or on house consistenting of whatever was plainly visible in the responsible party's storage space): 1 star

More extensive decoration on house or in yard but not both: 1.5 stars

Decorations on both house and yard but without any apparent color or style coordination: 2 stars

Same as above with minimal evidence of style or color coordination: 2.5 stars


High Tier


Decorations on house and in yard with coordination in color and style. A high tier project would indicate obvious effort and planning.

Compare to 2.5 star display with added points for (1/2 star each) for:
full lawn or house facade illumination
Nativity scenes (non-inflatable)
animatronic figures (non-inflatable)
cleverness, irony, kitsch, or sarcasm (i.e., palm tree lights, flamingos with Santa Hats, or location specific features)
coordinated soundtrack of any type
Greetings spelled out ligibly in lights

Highly placed, lighted stars
 Penalties (1/2 stars each*) for the following:
Fake Santa crashed into a tree
Anything inflatable
Innappropriately mixed lights
Poor visibility
Christmas versions of pop-culture icons (Darth Vader,Jim Carrey Grinch, Spongebob)


*Yes this means that 10 or more inflatables negates everything else at that location, 5 or more inflatables are a definitive low-tier feature.